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Some
of our favorite "Quotes" from our
MAXIM Road Trip!
"Her house was on the corner
of Killwhitey and Stabwhitey".
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"Goddammit, they've
already been gone nine minutes!"
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"That isn't the first time
shit's flown off me."
–
Nick
(Alcoholnik)
"I can't believe poop comes
out of there."
–
Nick
(Alcoholnik)
"Are you making a drink or a
snowcone?"
–
Max (MAX!MUS)
"I smell beer. I should be
naked."
– El Supremo
"The flat iron changed my
life."
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"Everyone respect that man's
game. Respect it."
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"I still got $17 on my AMEX,
and I will not rest until I turn it into Jager."
–
Erran
(So Fain)
Phone
Conversation:
"I'm in bed with two hotties right now."
–
Max (MAX!MUS)
"Get off the phone."
– One of the hotties
"Even though she has a
vagina, she doesn't live in it."
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"Think she's 17?"
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"I arrived in Dallas and had a shower. Then I went home
to San Diego. Stuff happened in between. I'm not sure what."
– Ashley
"Hey, somebody get Supremo a
snorkel." (as he
jumped over a puddle)
–
Max (MAX!MUS)
"Telling Nick there's a
country song he'll like is like saying,
"Hey, straight guy,
here's an ass fuckin' you'll like!"
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"I put my Magnum on just like
everyone else; one inch at a time."
–
Nick
(Alcoholnik)
"Oh, yeah? What're you gonna do with the other half
inch?"
–
Max (MAX!MUS)
"Hey, it's almost a
threesome." (in
reference to sleeping with a pregnant chick)
– Erran
(So Fain)
"I love looking through my camera the next morning
to see what I did the night before." –
Ashley
"You geet de fuq down!" – Antonio
"Think we can top this shit next year?" – Douchebag
"Hell, yeah! I didn't even get stabbed!"
–
Erran
(So Fain)
"It ain't gonna' suck
itself!" (yelling in the
microphone onstage of a concert)
–
Max (MAX!MUS) "My mouth feels like I have been
punched several times, my legs are rubber, my body is numb,
and my liver is making that same noise you hear when you
lower a lobster into the boiling water!!!! Happy hour
anyone? eeeeeeeegh!!"
–
Max (MAX!MUS)
"My face hurts, my
tongue is swollen and I smell funny....
But I'm alive and, strangely enough, I could go for a Jager
Bomb."
–
Erran
(So Fain)
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